Some kids dream about becoming an astronaut or a ballerina
when they grow up, or, perhaps President of the United States. My dream was
horses.
I loved them. Whenever I got a chance, I rode. Not many in
our circle of acquaintances owned horses, so my experiences were limited to the
rare treat of an afternoon ride with a friend or family member who actually
happened to have a pony or gelding out back. But I persisted, attending a
handful of horsemanship camps as a teen and using the next best source of
information available to me, World Book Encyclopedia, to brush up my knowledge
on various riding styles.
I always rode Western. If I wasn’t exactly a proficient
rider, I was nevertheless comfortable enough with the saddle and its trappings
to feel confident that I could keep my seat. My Western riding career reached
its apex during a cattle drive that put these tenuous skills to the test. My
horse and I leaped ditches, ran across meadows, and chased renegade cows back
into the herd. I loved it.
But it wasn’t quite enough. I didn’t just want to ride a
horse, I wanted to look good doing it. And for that, I needed to learn English
riding.
Ah, English riding. What could be more elegant than sitting
astride a horse, back perfectly upright, balancing effortless poise and a dash
of glamour? There is a reason that dressage and not calf roping is an Olympic
sport. Both require exceptional skill and horsemanship, but only dressage is
beautiful to look at.
Which is why, on a cold night in November, I hoofed it down
to a local riding academy and began my first English riding lessons. The saddle
felt tiny, as I knew it would. On a
whim, I’d talked a friend into taking a polo class with me the previous summer,
and the English saddles had seemed shockingly inadequate to the task of keeping
us on the horse while we galloped up and down the field, trying desperately to
connect the mallet to the ball and move it in the right direction. I discovered
that playing polo before really knowing how to ride English was akin to
tackling calculus before getting a grasp on long division.
The placid old gelding and I circled the arena, never moving
faster than a plodding walk. I took advantage of the slow pace to check my
posture. Yes, I was sitting nicely.
The old Western habits died hard, however. I tried to turn
my horse, Monkey Bread, by neck reining him. The instructor quickly corrected
me, and I spent the rest of the lesson trying to habituate myself into using
the English style of pulling back on the reign and pressing against the horse
with my leg. It wasn’t exactly moving cattle, but it was, I hoped, moving me
towards my goal of presenting a tolerable mimicry of Downton Abbey’s Lady Mary.
I head back in another week for my next lesson. Maybe this
time we’ll break out a walk and I can try posting, followed by a nice cup of
afternoon tea.